I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
i walked in the apt and she was vacuuming. i asked why and she said so we could have sex on the floor. i love clean freaks.
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
I dunno what the deal was, but you spent about an hour trying to put your phone charger in the outlet and you were yelling "one plug to rule them all"
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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