My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
Randomize
