Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
Lesson learnt. Sex toy cleaning spray is not an acceptable substitute to clean your glasses with.
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
I feel like I lost a fight with an 800 lb gorilla made of tequila
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
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