You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
Randomize
