i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
i used baking grease as lip gloss
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
Fuck this. I'm adopting 12 cats and naming them after the 12 disciples. Maybe Jesus will have sympathy for me then.
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
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