Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
Is it weird that I have your number saved in my phone as baby Jesus?
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
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