Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
Not exactly sure why you felt the need to get the halloween decorations out. But waking up to 7 carved pumpkins really scares the shit out of you.
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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