Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
I just realized I'm trading you a pregnancy test for the morning after pill...
It's been a bad semester.
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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