I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
I think you begin to realize how unfair life really is when you're high and you discover that the new box of fruit by the foot on your shelf is actually empty
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
Yeah everywhere i go i feel like a 3rd or 5th or (2n+1)th wheel. That's right, i'm a mathematically depressed drunk.
Randomize
