too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
Things in my bed this morning: a Waffle House hat, a finding nemo DVD, sharpies, my graduation robes and an adult diaper. Did we play drunk scavenger hunt again?
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
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