It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
shotgunning a bud heavy is like shotgunning a turkey sandwich
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
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