I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
She bit a glass in half.
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
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