So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
That's the last time you call me to prove to some girl at a bar that you're English. It's bad enough that you actually get to fuck them because of it without having to wake me up to seal the deal.
My ex came to my place while I was gone. Random things he took: snow shoes, my laundry quarters, a decorative picture, all my condiments, the container that held my rice and a sticker off my wallet. Then left a note saying he watered my plants and fed my cats. What. The. Fuck.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
I'm too stoned to come over for sex
Yes that is a Krispy Kreme doughnut on my cock
I'll be right over
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
Randomize
