i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
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