His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
Did you know Kal Penn works at the white house? That's almost white castle.
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
You could sing the national anthem right before we have sex. Make it feel like a sporting event
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
You literally just told me you're ditching me because of pizza. PIZZA? Wow.
It's time you knew: I have been dating your probation officer for 7 months. Pretty certain he's THE ONE. So, thanks for being a criminal.
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
I'm bleeding and have questions
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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