Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
I think my fart just growled at me.
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
You ever fart so bad at work that you think about taking a sick day just to spare your coworkers from the savage olfactory beating they are about to receive?
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
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