i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
Flying to Orlando on the 7th is cheaper than the 8th by like three margaritas.
Thank you for holding my vodka while the police let me ride their horse.
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
If u ever apologize to me for "too-rough" sex again I will suspend ur all-access pass to my vagina indefinitely
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
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