Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
The voicemail says i shouldn't bother ever showing my face there again, i don't understand
We visited your boss last night. guess you wont be paying the rent this month, eh?
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
I thought my dog was a polar bear. I kept asking how the north pole was this time of year.
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
So, my eyeglasses somehow ended up in my nightstand drawer and they're covered in lube.
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
I know you're having a really bad day and I'm a little to blame for that and I'm sorry. To make your day go better just try to imagine what people's fuck faces look like.
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