where does the pee come out of this thing
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
I'm not entirely sure that the guy that just texted me is not on drugs right now. I'm also not entirely sure that he isn't about to be incarcerated.
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
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