Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
I've really got to stop smuggling half full bottles of beer out of bars in my purse.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
My liver appreciates your vow of avoiding matrimony
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
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