Capitaan dildo arrescate!
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
You know what I realized today? That my biggest regret of freshman year was ditching you and that foam party to have a one night stand with a skinny jean wearing vocal major.
I am concerned for your priorities but also really flattered. Flattery wins
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
How do you say, "I love you, but i prefer sex with someone else." in a good way? Ponder that over a jack and coke and get back to me.
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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