This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
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