I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
Status: mom bitching about grandma not shutting the fuck up, while not shutting the fuck up. Dear Jesus give me strength or more bourbon.
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
Preface: Im drunk. But i think id make a good assasin. That is all.
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
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