I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
by the time the kitchen caught on fire everyone was too drunk to be alarmed. the host just poured beer on it to put it out. how was yours?
He bought segways. We ride them when we get drunk. Last night he ran through the sliding glass door.
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
you woke me up at 1am last night high on cough syrup to tell me jay z was an idiot for cheating on beyonce
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
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