perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
I apparently spent $173 at the bar last night. The proof is in the vomit on my pillow and the receipt I tried to clean it up with.
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
We were drunk having sex and I knocked over her bedside table/fish bowl and she jumped off to check if her fish was still alive but she made me pasta so it's cool
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
Randomize
