If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
You left me a voice message at 5 a.m. It was mostly incoherent noise, you screaming my name and then something about a man with two butt holes...
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
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