And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
Also I am about to cut a ringtone from "Sex Machine" so James Brown can tell me to "get up, get on up" in the morning
I once woke up to the scream from 'get up offa that thing' and smacked my head on my desk
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
The bouncer asked you what your sign was and u replied "syracuse"
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
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