And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
Got back to find Sarah in her underwear eating peanut butter and watching Arrested Development with the thermostat at eighty.
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
I drank a fishbowl of liquor and next thing I know I'm sliding into Zach Galifinakis' DMs
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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