I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
i am craving dick and cupcakes
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
Randomize
