the next pure michigan commercial i see, i am going to pee in a fucking lake
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
Things you are not allowed to do while im gone: sell cats on ebay, put cats in freezer again, shave cats like lions, dye cats pink/blue, try to light cats on fire to"wake them up from their nap" agian
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
Randomize
