No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
Apparently the cops have a video of me singing bob seger "Night moves".
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
I got Pilsbury cinnamon rolls for us to have tomorrow, but I don't have the willpower to leave them in my fridge overnight, so I am eating them all and getting us more in the morning
I love you more by the minute
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
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