Left my ID again and at a Giant's game. This is the second time they accepted my handgun safety certificate as proof of ID to buy beer.
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
Pretty sure I just convinced a drunk guy at the train station that I was from the future
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
Randomize
