I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
Why do you think it's a no-pants party?
Invite says "dress to impress". Her fault for leaving it open to interpretation.
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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