Best text conversation ever. Other than the one we had about using blood for lube.
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
it looks like my getting laid tonight is going to depend on my knowledge of native birds. this is a weird party
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
That accounts for only three of the penises
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
FUCK YOU IM DRINKING WINE FROM A BOX
You okay there or need a ride? Maybe a straw for your box
Maybe a straw...
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
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