I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
Just had sex with a girl from Italy. The only english she knew was Obama campaign slogans. Her screaming, "Yes we can!" as I was railing her not only turned me on but allowed my neighbors to know it was consentual.
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
I feel like I should be doing a victory lap around my house to the rocky music, or zapping and smiting people with my mystic wizard powers
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
I sat on my couch last night watching What Women Want, eating ice cream, and sobbing "why doesn't she like me?" Why was I born a man?
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
You've got to be fucking kidding me. Do you think "Husband drunkenly pees all over floors" is reasonable grounds for divorce? So pissed off right now.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
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