whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
Had to go see my sisters new baby this morn in the clothes I wore to the rave last night. Still drunk. Almost dropped it. I'll be a good aunt right?
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
Don't tell me you're on acid again
I woke up with a captain's hat on my desk.
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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