...so i touched it.
i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
He asked me if I've ever had my ass ate and there was no polite way to say yeah your brother's pretty in to that 😂 I went with "no"
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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