I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
lets start a swedish sibling band together
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
She has an emergency bra in her purse. I'm gonna check no on the 'introducing her to my new boyfriend' box.
If she were to ever cheat on her husband, I'm positive I'm the the go to guy. Which flatters me and weirds me out at the same time.
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
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