I feel like abortions should bother me more
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
Just went trick or treating in my kitchen. Found chocolate and scotch. Happy fucking Halloween
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
My night started to turn around the time I started calling her a "raggedy cunt".
Somehow she got that I meant it as a term of endearment.
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
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