I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
I got so drunk I thought my tennis court was a corn field so I laid in it and ate pizza
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