Britney fell asleep on the couch in the foier, got up stripped then pissed on the floor. Then got dressed and went to sleep in it. Also downstairs toilet clogged. Not me. I will be gone by the time you get home from work. Have fun.
Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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