I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
so now that im really awake i see that my underwear are completely ripped down the side, my shorts are on backwards, i have to go get plan b....i call last night an epic fail or success depending on how catholic i am feeling
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
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