I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
My dog misses eating marshmallows out of your butt when you're passed out. That bordered on sex abuse, now that I think about it. My bad.
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
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