What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
is it sad that i can describe this night as "the night that i was sober" and we all know which night it was. like literally one night of sobriety.
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
My 16 year old neighbor is throwing a rager cuz her parents are out of town and my brother and I are sitting on the porch listening to A) someone fuck on the trampoline B) a girl bawling about her parents finding out C) someone puking in what we think is the hot tub. And overall we take a shot everytime someone says "bra"
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
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