Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
I have already decided that it happened in an alternate universe since both of the people involved don't remember it and we only have the word of a sober person that it happened at all
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
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