I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
Apparently the last thing they remember of me was me stumbing into a bathroom, then falling out 5 minutes later clutching a butter knife repeating "ketamine goes in my face hole"
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
A 74 year old man offered to let me sleep on his pull out couch last night.
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
Why did I wake up covered in glitter next to a half eaten cheeseburger?
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
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