My hair reeks of homosexuality.
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
Randomize
