whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
Yet again my drunken self has managed to find his way into the middle of nowhere with no shoes or recollection of what happened last night.
Then I guess you don't remember me driving you there after you tried making out with my girlfriend, dipshit.
Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
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