Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
The timing couldn't have been better if I planned it. His mom walked away, I vomited in their mulch, and then his mom came back and offered me bread.
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
Its like a match made in avoid-eachother-because-we're-antisocial-and-awkward heaven
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
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