Do vagina's smell?
he was so excited that he found the elusive clitoris. i was like look christopher colombus, just because you found it doesnt mean you knew what to do with it
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
Condom broke. Took her to CVS for plan B and parked in expectant mothers spot. I laughed.. she cried
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
Randomize
